i don ot know who thefuck that witch was but it been botherin me all day. i have already palnned my attac on the witch tomorow. chip (the dog btw i named him chip) is like the demolitions expert he can nock down any fuckin thin g of stick with easy ive been trainin him all day and night hes fuckinfierce. robber bone is are moral support he dont do a ton but chip adn i draw a lots of our ambishin from bone
i am team leader ocoourse and i will be the one to take the witchs head. as a man of law i wil not permit the witch ti run rampint like she fuckin own the place (and she doesnt she s a fuckin fag). she s strong i take into considertion. but she not know one thing- how fuckn smart i am. brain s beats brawn thats why we got sities and towns and tumblys, understand? so i have trawn up the battle root and tomorrow
holy fcuk big news . ok i should virts starts buy saying that the fucken bone is alright now the coctest is STILL GOing ON. ok i had to seriously fight theat fucken thing to save the bone.
less me back up , it all started when i curled up at the corner of the cellir becaus i was so hungry but after the ds got taken i think that thw witches were actually here. but i was so hungy and so thirst that i had HAD to do something and i couldnt eat fuckin twigs all day. so i got up off the cellir door and i step outside into the sun whch hurt my eYES A LOT… because i was in the room wand the witch probably but a curse on my eyes. n e ways i am walkin around dis was maybe 2 hrs a go. i am walkin around and is so dark and im cryig so much i cant find any thing to eat and im scare ill get losst. my family forogt to check on mytumbly or call my phone but they was probably busy with money mnaking and gram gram. i am walkin around with a sheet ofer my body cause i think whiches are scare d of ghosts.
boy was u fucken wron g ABOT THAT
i am sudenly kicked in my leg and i fell over and dropped the earthbound good luck charm robber bone which my dad gave me when they was still togethere. i stated crying and kickin the witch in her leg but she was a strong like a boddy boiler. i am chasen after her after she took the bobe (at this point i am believin 1ce and forrall that whiches R FUCKN REal. oddly enouch i was runnin after the wich and sudenly they disapeared for awhile. i searched around for 10 minys or so hopin to find bone and i did but the dog was chewen on it. i didn know whose dog he was but i picked him up and he growl a littl and bit my arms a tit. i got the bone tho and he kept follown me as i walked bac k to the cabin or shed or w.e and stepped to the cellir door. i guess he was hungy like me and he felt real scare d out here too probaly from the witches so i let his inside. hopefuly me , my bone, an my compedre can find a way totake care of that gangly old witch so she doesnt hurt no one els
first of all i can trump this
if yu =led a real witch you probs wouldve gotten my password to cellir so take that u fat fucken bich
i ca t fucking beleve you. (dont worry cotest goers its just a troll)
the robber bone is safe with me in the cellier with my compupey and bed. it is kept insine a thing that only i got the key 2 so witches can fuckin forget about stealin that ting
dont worry ocontest goers the bone is safe but if you guy s could mayB chat wiht me or like get me some food (but i dont want you doin itif you dont have to im just sort o f growlin from the twiggs i ate) thatd be cool….
the witchin hour is up on me. already now i have heard witches cacling outside of the shed. it is beginnin to make me feel like im not alon
i am scaed that i could lose my marbleys out here accept i wont let that hapen because im incharge of the earthbound robber bone contest (win the sword of kinds and get the bone). it is my soul responsbility to guard the bone if i t means my fuckin life. so come and get some you witches, if you even have any idea whaere i am dub bitch