i don ot know who thefuck that witch was but it been botherin me all day. i have already palnned my attac on the witch tomorow. chip (the dog btw i named him chip) is like the demolitions expert he can nock down any fuckin thin g of stick with easy ive been trainin him all day and night hes fuckinfierce. robber bone is are moral support he dont do a ton but chip adn i draw a lots of our ambishin from bone

i am team leader ocoourse and i will be the one to take the witchs head. as a man of law i wil not permit the witch ti run rampint like she fuckin own the place (and she doesnt she s a fuckin fag). she s strong i take into considertion. but she not know one thing- how fuckn smart i am. brain s beats brawn thats why we got sities and towns and tumblys, understand? so i have trawn up the battle root and tomorrow

we stike

holy fcuk big news . ok i should virts starts buy saying that the fucken bone is alright now the coctest is STILL GOing ON. ok i had to seriously fight theat fucken thing to save the bone.

less me back up , it all started when i curled up at the corner of the cellir becaus i was so hungry but after the ds got taken i think that thw witches were actually here. but i was so hungy and so thirst that i had HAD to do something and i couldnt eat fuckin twigs all day. so i got up off the cellir door and i step outside into the sun whch hurt my eYES A LOT… because i was in the room wand the witch probably but a curse on my eyes. n e ways i am walkin around dis was maybe 2 hrs a go. i am walkin around and is so dark and im cryig so much i cant find any thing to eat and im scare ill get losst. my family forogt to check on mytumbly or call my phone but they was probably busy with money mnaking and gram gram. i am walkin around with a sheet ofer my body cause i think whiches are scare d of ghosts.

boy was u fucken wron g ABOT THAT

i am sudenly kicked in my leg and i fell over and dropped the earthbound good luck charm robber bone which my dad gave me when they was still togethere. i stated crying and kickin the witch in her leg but she was a strong like a boddy boiler. i am chasen after her after she took the bobe (at this point i am believin 1ce and forrall that whiches R FUCKN REal. oddly enouch i was runnin after the wich and sudenly they disapeared for awhile. i searched around for 10 minys or so hopin to find bone and i did but the dog was chewen on it. i didn know whose dog he was but i picked him up and he growl a littl and bit my arms a tit. i got the bone tho and he kept follown me as i walked bac k to the cabin or shed or w.e and stepped to the cellir door. i guess he was hungy like me and he felt real scare d out here too probaly from the witches so i let his inside. hopefuly me , my bone, an my compedre can find a way totake care of that gangly old witch so she doesnt hurt no one els

the robber bone is safe with me in the cellier with my compupey and bed. it is kept insine a thing that only i got the key 2 so witches can fuckin forget about stealin that ting

dont worry ocontest goers the bone is safe but if you guy s could mayB chat wiht me or like get me some food (but i dont want you doin itif you dont have to im just sort o f growlin from the twiggs i ate) thatd be cool….

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the witchin hour is up on me. already now i have heard witches cacling outside of the shed. it is beginnin to make me feel like im not alon

i am scaed that i could lose my marbleys out here accept i wont let that hapen because im incharge of the earthbound robber bone contest (win the sword of kinds and get the bone). it is my soul responsbility to guard the bone if i t means my fuckin life. so come and get some you witches, if you even have any idea whaere i am dub bitch

ok e

this is inveitable proof that witches is real rigt fuckin now: they took the ds. tumbly, i have gotten the witch to take the bait. the ds undert he cage and crank was stole by a witch otherwise it would still be there. i am back in the cellir after walkin outside for some forest munch (theres not aton to eat out here). i cant kill nothin becaus i struggle d when i tried to the frist time (i did not completely severe its neck and it sqiurmed :/) i am eatin more twigs now (not only are they green like bocoli but theyve got no chance of bei ng cursed (druid do that)

i checked the traps and unfortunate no wsitches were to be trapped. i checked the 1s with

a. a nintendo ds

b. a banan

c. a pot of wawa (hot wa)

bu t on the other hand i found a sweet spoon in the woods (i only go out during the sunlight the witches are says to attack more @ night)

i am worried i miter ba sick in dis fuckin war on witches. i began caoughing and throwin up but i have to be strong and not go toda fuckin doctor (i cant #risk it #the witches are outside) i slept oky but woke up like sh8t. fuck these witches there ruining mY FUCKEN LIFE

for the past few horus i have been jerkin around adn browsin tumbly and whatnot. i may hear d like 2 things that sounded like witches but i got in the corner agast the concrete and didnt make a peep. this will be my last update of the night adn i expect the witches wont find me for now

the witches are probably gatheirng and making the crop surcles outside of my fuckin house. sickining when u think about it.also guess whatlese rhymes with witch

BITCH

1. They have to observe a special personal taboo to maintain their status.

2. They have to protect a certain object as it is bound up with their spirit, soul, powers, etc.

3. They have an affinity for another being, such as a familiar, that can be exploited.

4. They can only live in a particular area, such as a castle or icy wasteland, wherein they are powerful. Leaving this area is potentially a game over issue for them.

5. They undergo a transformation at a particular time— change into an animal or some such. Then they’re weaker.

6. They must perform a certain ritual or obtain a certain substance to maintain themselves.